Tackling for the wrong ball

On Sunday 21st March 2010 Wigan Warriors played Castleford Tigers at The Jungle. This match saw the meeting of my two favourite league boys, Lee Mossop and Joe Westerman. I really hoped they would play nice, they need to get on when we all live together in Australia, when they're playing for the Dragons once Matt Cooper has retired from footy and is doing full time topless swimwear modelling.


So, I wasn't able to make it to The Jungle, but I kept updated of the score and I was delighted that my Warriors won. Afterwards I stumbled upon the amazing photos of Gary Coyle and to my horror I found this:

pictures featured with permission of Gary

That's right, Joe has grabbed Lee's man jewels!!! What is he thinking!! On the plus side, they're holding hands like the bff's they need to be. Look at the pain on Lee's face, I feel for him. But, it gets worse:

DUDE IS DOING A REACH-AROUND!! Seriously, I totally can see how anyone would want a sly grab at Mossops junk but the boy is too pretty to ruin his babymaking chances. I might send him some protective ball-wear for his next match. We gotta protect those swimmers to preserve the future of the next generation of hot league players.

Another thing I noticed was Westerman's new hair cut. I loved his shaved head, and now he has some crazy half and half going on. I reckon Terry said,

"Joe, we're gonna divide your head into sections and for every goal you make we shave, for each one you miss we leave."

Looks like Joe should spend a bit more time practicing those kicks.

You can find all of Gary's photos here: http://www.gcsportsphotos.co.uk